80+ Shopping quotes for instagram

Instagram is a great way to keep in touch with friends and family, and it can also be a great source of inspiration for your shopping ventures. Here are some quotes to get you started: 

 

 

• If I could just get as much for my money on all of my shopping trips as I do on this one outfit, I'd be a wealthy woman.

 

• When you spend all your hard earned money on clothes, instead of saving it for a down payment... #celebratoryspree

 

• Can you handle me? Because I can't handle all this shopping.

 

• Don't you almost wish it was Black Friday every single day? 😜

 

• When you shop in New York City...you get everything.

 

• Bout to get this shop on 🛍🛒

 

• I spent all my money at ___________. You should really check it out!

 

• I tried to spend money on a t-shirt today but it rejected my credit card 😒

 

• So worth it!

 

• You're worth it.

 

• Sometimes you just have to treat yo' self.

 

• because one can never have enough:

 

• When your weekend shopping trip turns into an emotional investment.😂

 

• I don't know how I spent money before I found my Nordstrom credit card.

 

• Me: I should probably stop shopping. Also Me: … on to the next store. 🚫🚫

 

• Spent my Saturday night cleaning out my closet & feeling really proud of myself for not making any purchases. Then Sunday evening happened.

 

• I spent my entire budget in one trip, it was so worth it.

 

• I'm going to need a second job when I move back to New York City just so I can keep buying clothes online.

 

• The best way to shop is don't have a list and don't have a budget. See what you can find.

 

• So many boots, so little closet space.

 

• You can buy happiness, but it doesn't come cheap.

 

• The best things in life aren't things #selfhelp 😂💸

 

• Don't forget, we'll be open till late tonight. That's right—we turn into a 24-hour shopping center after dark.

 

• I'm trying to remember what my problem was before I got this bag.

 

• You've been really good all year. Let's treat yo' self.

 

• Mall shopping is the ultimate way to de-stress and indulge all at once.

 

• I have what my psychiatrist calls, "An unhealthy obsession with retail therapy."

 

• Every time I go shopping, it never fails: I walk in with $20, I end up spending hundreds. 💸#$

 

• If you love to shop, this is your season.

 

• Just like a designer bag, the more you carry it, the better it looks. 😉

 

• It's my favorite time of the year:the time when I have to replace all my sweaters and leggings with new clothes.

 

• How did I spend $300 at Urban Outfitters? I have no idea—I was just browsing.

 

• I have a solution, to all your big fashion problems, and it only costs 36 dollars.

 

• Today is the day to spend your money on yourself.

 

• I'm not saying I spend too much money, but it was my birthday yesterday and today.

 

• Next thing you know, I'll have a place for everything and it'll all be in my closet.

 

• You can never have too many pumas or wallets.

 

• Never trust a bank teller with bad eyebrows.

 

• Who else loves being online shopping and spending way to much money. 😄

 

• What I've learned from buying way too much: you can never have enough skinny jeans.

 

• I'm a walking ad for this store.

 

• I love shopping so much that I once spent $3,000 on a necklace. And then I returned it.

 

• I spend money I dont have, on things I dont need, to make me feel like a baller…💰

 

• I justify each purchase to myself by thinking of all the things I could have bought, if I hadn't bought this.

 

• If there was an award for biggest spender, I'd be wearing it every day. 💸

 

• Last night I had one too many proseccos and remembered that I have a real life and try to shop in the mornings.

 

• When the checkout girl asks if we want to save a tree, say yes and then stuff your bag with as many bags as possible.

 

• I'm sorry, I was being selfish. I got carried away with selecting my favorite items in your store 💸💵

 

• I'm sorry I bought another $400 worth of candles, but I was really drunk at the time and didn't know what I was doing.

 

• Don't worry, I treat myself with self-control.

 

• I'll return everything tomorrow.

 

• I am on a shopping trip and I will not stop until I drop 😎

 

• Shopping till you drop is a new way to lose weight.

 

• I'm the only person that likes to go out shopping, leave without buying anything, and still feel like I got a good deal. #noshoppingday

 

• It's one of those nights where I end up spending all my money at Whole Foods.

 

• The only thing better than finding a great new outfit, is going home and completely forgetting how much it costs.

 

• I'm sorry, were we still talking about going shopping? I got distracted thinking about all the money I was making spending.

 

• I thought I was shopping till I realized that I forgot to buy a cart.

 

• When you are going broke but didn't realize it until your card gets declined at the check out counter.

 

• I can never resist when there are sales

 

• I did not need this much new stuff. I should have just bought… more stuff.

 

• And to all the days I spent my money on you!

 

• I'm literally about to buy everything on this page. What's for dinner?

 

• You can't take it with you. My advice? Buy as much as possible now.

 

• If the shoe fits, get two pairs #treatyoself

 

• The struggle is real ... 💸

 

• I've gone to at least 8 stores today, and checked 5 websites. I think I might be a shopaholic.

 

• This is what happens when you spend your afternoon shopping. #WhatDidIBuy

 

• Don't spend the money you don't have. ...Or maybe do, and then shop with it.

 

• I'm at the mall so much I should just rent out a storefront to sleep in.

 

• I'm gonna spend on some stuff, so I can spend on more stuff

 

• Weekend: an old concept where you get to do whatever the hell you want on Saturday and Sunday.

 

• I'm so glad I caught this sale…I was about to get mugged for not buying it.

 

• I'm actually surprised at how many things I can fit in my purse.

 

• I'm having a hard time breathing, but it's only because I can't breathe out my wallet fast enough. 😬

 

• This is why I always keep cash on hand for shopping trips. 😜

 

• I don't remember my childhood, but if I had a nickel for every time someone told me to stop shopping 😜 …I'd probably still be broke tho!👍🏻

 

• I'm sorry if I've been a little out of pocket lately...I've been on a shopping trip. Money's running low so I'll catch you later!

 

• Now that fall has arrived, I can't stop making these excursions to the mall to find my next favorite coat.

 

• I don't know how I'm going to pull off an entire closet full of new clothes, but I have three months to figure it out.

 

• I'll be in my room. Shopping online. Again. 😩

 

• Dear wallet, what did I do to upset you? Love, Me. ❤️

 

• Halloween is over, but it looks like you purchased a few things at the store. 😎

 

• What do you mean it's not payday yet?

 

• Nailed it.